The Beginning – On Wedneday, September 3rd, Bowl Movement began it’s thirty-six week journey to victory.
Setting the Stage – Let me bring you back a few days, back to the night of the third….
The night was humid. The streets were wet but the night was as bright as the earrings in Margaret Donner’s ears[1. you know what I'm talking about.] As you know, these are the type of conditions under which Bowl Movement thrives..
There was an electricity in the air when we stepped on the wood. Albany Bowl was buzzing – 1st night of league, who would step up and take command? Who would make their presence felt and send a message that they’d come for victory and would accept nothing less?
Not us, that’s not our style. Instead we decided to play things loose – really, really loose.
We had other things to worry about.
Team building. Camaraderie. Season strategizing. Adapting to the bowling lifestyle. Picking up on bowling nomenclature. Heavy drinking. Greasy food. These were the subjects of our intense focus, of our unbridled lust for total domination. It was an experience in high-grade immersive learning. We had jumped straight into the deep end – no turning back, sink or be impaled. That is what the first week was all about.
We learned Lane Etiquette: This is the primary indicator of a serious bowler. Lane etiquette guides the highly choreographed dance of the bowling insider. Summarized into a single rule – don’t step on the wood if your neighbor is on the wood. Of course the nuance of any rule of social behavior cannot be captured by a single line.
- Is it ok to pick up your ball when another player is on the wood? Maybe
- Is it ok to step onto the deck after your neighbor has released their ball? Probably
- What about bowling ahead of another player who was waiting first but is in the middle of their elaborate pre-deck ritual (ball cleaning, talking to teamates, deep meditation and/or beer drinking)? You’re good to go
We also began picking up some bowling lingo
- Ball return: this is what you scream into the mic when the machine eats but does not give back your ball. In our case a highly trained technician spent 20 minutes deconstructing the beast and sticking a mop handle into its belly…
- Dead wood: this friendly comment will send an employee skipping down the mid-lane hump to get a pin out of the gutter or off the lane
- Brooklyn: a strike that hits the left side of the pocket (for righties at least)
So much to learn, so little time. On the whole it was a brilliant debut. A perfect night.
In the coming weeks we’ll have more in depth coverage of the team, it’s members and it’s pursuit of gold medals, laurel wreaths and applause and adulation from millions[2. I'm thinking something along the lines of the true triumph of will displayed by Owens at the '36 Olympics. Nothing like taking 4 golds, sticking it to the devil and doing it all in front of the entire universe.]. You’ll get access to behind the scenes interviews! member profiles!! weekly statistics!!! and even…. live updates from the lanes!!!!
Now for the Week 1 stats:
A handy table:[3. actually I can't get tables to work via the wordpress plugin?!? So this week you'll have to live with less...]
—————– Game 1 — Game 2 — Game 3 — Total Pinfall — Session Avg
Carol Camp 97 111 129 337 112
Shannon Noe 63 109 86 258 86
Liz Cardenas 72 94 90 256 85
Cal Inman **33** 64 123 220 73
Chris Camp 130 130 132 392 130
Bowl Movement 395 508 560 1463 97.2
There are few things like watching a grown man bowling a 33. It’s an astonishing and shocking thing to witness. It was a gutsy performance and proof that a newly drilled finger tip ball can bring the strongest to their knees…
And now for a beautiful graphic…

As you can see I’m clearly no Edward Tufte – we (aka I) pride ourselves on supplying some of the most useless data visualizations you’ll find anywhere….
A note on the handicapping system. Our Graphic Arts League is handicapped. Handicapping is a means of placing bowlers and teams with varying degrees of skill on as equitable a basis as possible for their competition against each other[4. http://www.bowlingfans.com/faq/hc.shtml.].” We use a 90% handicap, it works like this… Example: 210 – 160 (player’s avg) = 50, then 50 x 90% = 45. If your average is 160, your handicap is 45.
Since this was the first week of the league, our handicaps hadn’t been set. The other team is in the same boat and this combination makes it tough to determine who actually won. Next week our averages/handicaps will be in place and we’ll be able to start tracking the number of points[5. A brief not on the point system: 4 points are awarded each week. One to the winner of each game and one to the winner of total pins.] we won…
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