Opoli.org: Introducing The Greatest Blog in the Universe

The site is up and running and since content is king*, it’s time to create a little content.

My primary goal: to share a few thoughts and to learn from the responses. The resulting conversation will create a positive feedback loop which ineluctably leads to the universal distribution of infinite success and endless riches.

As you may have gathered from these first few lines, this will very likely become the world’s most important blog, and perhaps, we can expect that in a few months time, this will rightly be considered the most popular and most influential creative work of any kind, ever.

This beginning is one of those moments which will be well marked in that wide-angle view of human history. This is the moment when it all began and you were here: A fully vested co-creator. Since your presence is essential to our success, I am glad you could make it.

Together, we will make our way into uncharted territories – modern explorers of memetic frontiers. We invite danger, we laugh at fear.  Nothing will stop us as we extend the map of that land called The Possible.

Adventure, pots of gold and exponential increases in standard of living await – so let the journey begin!

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*Brief note: Some Elvis fans may be concerned that crowning “Content” as king implies that Elvis has been kicked off his throne. I don’t see it that way:

  1. If content is king,
  2. and Elvis is the undisputed** king of content,
  3. then who’s sitting on the throne now?

**Disbeliever: I pity you your ignorance but a quick remedy is available in the form of Elvis’ American Trilogy. Only Communists, Satanists and Witches fail to be converted by this evidence.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moUifEmOcbU]

To carry this line of thought a bit further: Something bigger may be happening here. Elvis’ powers are so substantial that I think it is proper to reference the divine. Hypostatic union to be more specific. It is entirely possible that we’ve borne witness to divine union:

Elvis<=>King|God<=>Content

Mind you, nothing definitive on this front quite yet but it’s looking like we’ve got a second coming of the holy trinity. I do believe that this is the only blog following this trend – so be sure to check back for further updates…

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